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Stephen Sondheim
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'Ladies and gentlemen, a toast!'
Ladies and gentleman A toast To the presidency of the United States An office which by it's mere existence Reassures us that the possibilities of life are limitless An office the mere idea of which reproches us When we fall short of being all that we can be A grand and glorious office To which at least one among us we one day aspire Ladies and gentlemen What can I say? Hail to the chief
You know? You really ought to do something about that stomach
I do everything about this stomach Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com Oh, yes? I give up wine No good I give up smokes No good I quit my work No good I move Miami No good I take appendix out No good Nothing no good Nothing, nothing, nothing
Have you considered shooting Franklin Roosevelt? You think that help? It couldn't hurt
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